A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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