smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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