we're blogging at a bar
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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