Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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