Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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