well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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