im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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