My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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