just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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