no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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