I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I think I just sharted jello shots
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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