And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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