OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
time to smoke my breakfast
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He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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