sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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