I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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