Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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