I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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