I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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