Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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