you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I need to align my fucking chakras
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