he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Two words: nipple clamps
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