I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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