So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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