It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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