Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I see more hoeing in ur future
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