Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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