We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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