Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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