FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
We are all done wearing pants today
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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