Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Buhtt sex?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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