My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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