Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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