just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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