You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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