just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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