Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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