I'm gonna have a badass scar
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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