Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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