jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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