BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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