Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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