i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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