BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.