Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...