Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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