Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Found your dick twin last night
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I did not marry a roomba.
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