i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites