i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
