No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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