Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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