Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
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If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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