Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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