HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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