fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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