kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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